Business Propositions

Business Propositions (as proposed by Gregory Orme, Esq. and Sir Michael Dobson)

Karate for Cats!- not necessarily for cats, all animals. Cats is just catchy.
Self Defense for Humans!- Because one day the cats may use what they've learned.
Catfights!- proposed motto #1: "Cause dogfighting is illegal."
proposed motto #2: "It's not what you think."

Blow Up Doll Escort Service- it's cheaper than a real hooker
proposed motto #1: "Not illegal, just frowned upon!"
proposed motto#2: "Disgusting!!!!!:)"
proposed motto # 3: "It's not what you think. Okay, maybe it is."

Professional Racists!: Do you have a particular racist sentiment that you're afraid to put out there yourself? Have no fear! We'll do it for you!
!!!Disclaimer!!!
Professional Racists! Inc. does not necessarily support racist views, unless they're about Asian people. Man, are they weird or what??

Professional Mockery: Do you want to hurt someone's feelings but have a conscience? No problem! We'll pick on anyone! Children, the elderly, handicapped, etc.

Euthanizations for the Elderly: Actually for anyone who suffers from a disease (syphillis, cancer, delirium, wrinkles) or from any persistent symptoms (itchy redness, hacking cough, wrinkly skin, forgetting your address/children's names)

Abortions for Animals!: Why should only humans be able to enjoy the benefits of Roe v. Wade?
proposed motto: "It's not what you think."

Grocery List

Corn
Apples
Soda (Pepsi, Fresca)
Crack
Potato Chips (Barbecue?)
Bacon
Canned Vegetables (besides corn)
Pornos (Azn, Girl-on-Girl, Torture)
Applesauce
Hamburger
Vitamin C Tablets
Ovaltine
Captain Crunch!
Sulphuric Acid
Orange Juice
Apples
Napkins
Paper Plates
Skinning Knife
Laundry Detergent
Bread
Milk
Eggs
Apples
Heroin & Gear (Belt, Syringes, Old Spoon ((can probably get for cheap at thrift store!!!)) )
Mutton
Pork and Beans
Celery
Apples

It's gonna be a busy day at the store!!!